10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha