10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.