10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.