10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth