10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.