10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.