10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez