10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)