10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"