10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.