10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fish don't eat Nutz!