10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"