10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from