10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.