10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.