10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.