10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger