10 Random Poker Quotes

When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!