10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.