10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed