10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.