10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it