10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim