10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.