10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is for loners.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."