10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.