10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."