10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com