10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth