10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from