10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?