10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm