10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier