10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz