10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"