10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "No river, no fish."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."