10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Welcome to kicker school
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.