10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.