10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris