10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."