10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT