10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet