10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fold and live to fold again
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.