10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"