10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger