10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• in the poker game of life women are the rake