10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.