10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003