10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!