10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05